Mean Mr. Mustard

E7
Mean mr. Mustard sleeps in the park

shaves in the dark trying to save paper
H7
sleeps in a hole in the road
D7
saving up to buy some clothes
H7
keeps a ten bob note up his nose
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such a mean old man
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such a mean old man.


His sister Pam works in a shop
she never stops she's a go better
takes him out to look at the queen
only place that he's ever been
always shouts out something obscene
such a dirty old man
dirty old man.